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World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

If you pay attention to NPC names or chats you will find quite a few of them are funny!

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Posted by Alomingiern

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I was buying a fresh batch of Friendship Bread from Caretaker Alen outside LHC when he said: "I don't get paid enough to sell this bull excrement!". Bye appetite.
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Posted by Risried

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Dwarf Poison Vendors. Somehow it seems wrong that they say "Can I interest ye in a pint?" while they're selling poison.
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Posted by Fomingoleth

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The quote is from Commando and goes like this ingame:

"Rajaxx! Remember when I said I will kill you last? I lied."
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Posted by Rimriern

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"Make me proud, worm" Nathanos Blightcaller
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Posted by Rarosed

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"While I would not suffer any emotional harm should the beast devour you, I would prefer that you were the victor" Nathanos Blightcaller
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Posted by Fralol

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"Have i told you that i hate you, lately?" Nathanos Blightcaller
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Posted by Losrieng

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Dwarven flightmaster:
"Keep yer feet on the ground!"
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Posted by Risingiam

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Goblins:
"I got the best deals anywhere!"
"Ah, a potential customer!"
"Yeah? Whaddayawant?"
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Posted by Elommach

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"Work work" - Lazy Peon
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Posted by Fimingien

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"Ha! Is that all?" - Herod, SM Armoury
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