World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

From the Meats to Orgrimmar quest

Dear Zargh,

The steaks you sent are fine. Well marbled, thickly sliced and packed in boar fat. They're just how I like them. When I eat them later, I will think of you as I gnaw on the last bits of bone and grisle. I will close my eyes and see your strong, scarred hands chopping and cutting...

Hah! That reminds me of when you had your accident and lost a finger... Oh, Zargh! Thinking of that day makes me giggle like a little girl.

You're so cute when you're bleeding!

There is a nightsaber near one of the allince battlemasters in Shatt, it`s called "Battle-tiger" when you mouseover it it appeares that you can talk to that kitty but when you click to talk you get this message:
"It`s a giant, armored, saddle-bearing attack cat. Isn`t it already silly enough without it talking, too?"

The book in the Draenei start area.
Something along the lines of "Transdimensional Hypership Repair For Dummies".

There is male dranei in cloth wandering outside the center of Shatt named "Ezekiel".

In stonard, in the swamp of sorrows, a BE in the main building says to her succubous:
" stop slapping yourslef already, nobody cares!"

Draeni quest: "Show Gnomercy"

There is a few standing stones around zeppelin crash near Hellfire Citadel called "Ancient Draeni Bunny Relics"

Female BE's say when you use the /flirt emote.

"Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

and one more: "I usually only ride epic mounts, but hey, let's talk . . . "

The Cloth Quartermaster in Silvermoon City says something along the lines of "Your just here to get reputation for the Hawkstrider aren't you? Very well...."

Heard a belf ranger in Falcon watch say:

"I wonder how far this would launch the white kitten"