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World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

If you pay attention to NPC names or chats you will find quite a few of them are funny!

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Posted by Raned

Heard a belf ranger in Falcon watch say:

"I wonder how far this would launch the white kitten"
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Posted by Cesingetor

In the dranei starting area there is a murloc named:
Cruelfin
[Rawgrlgrlgrlgrlgrle]
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Posted by Themetor

There's a grey mace called [The Stoppable Force].
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Posted by Eomliased

The innkeeper in Thrallmarr - Floyd Pinkus
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Posted by Eoingod

Slim
[Shady Dealer]

sometimes he says: "I'm neither Slim nor Shady. In fact, I find both references insulting."
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Posted by Remat

In Shat, there's an NPC with the following name:

Haris Pilton
[Socialite]
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Posted by Nemon

Outlands quest - "Voidwalkers Gone Wild"
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Posted by Feingiarn

In that temple northwest of Honor Hold, there is a NPC named "Ophira Windfury".
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Posted by Fasson

The Dranei quest called "I shoot magic into the darkness"
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Posted by Femeng

On the coast of the Azuremyst Island there is a chef "Cookie McWeaksauce" with a parrot named "Ragnarose".
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