World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

The Ogre brewers during Brefest near IF:

"Whoah! You want to buy from us? Really?"

when you free a child in terokkar forest

"Woot!"

A normal instance perhaps, but when I heard it I fell in love with those mobs.

"Too soon! You are slacking off too soon!" - Coilfang Slavehandler

goblins that go "wasssssaap"

Admiral Odesyus says: Hey, Cookie! What's for dinner tonight? And don't say chicken!
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: Yarr, Admiral. Let me think about it... Arrr... It be comin' into focus.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: It looks like it be succulent pork ribs basted with its own delectable juices and a side o' Captain Sander's Secret Sauce - fer dippin'.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: And fer dessert we be havin' cheesecake, flown in fresh from Stormwind on the wings o' angels...
Admiral Odesyus says: Wow! Really?
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: No. Not really...
<<"Cookie" shoots a chicken>>
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: It be chicken...
Admiral Odesyus says: I hate you so much, Cookie.

Female gnomes /silly emotes:

"I've discovered that getting pummeled by a blunt weapon can be quite painful."

"You know...squirrels can be deadly when cornered."

Dwarf inside the town hall like building in the Allerian Stronghold says:

"That is not even remotely imaginable" when you hand in one of the quests to him

"Electric Justice!"

Lonika Stillblade - Shattrah

"a new generation of rogues will learn such staples as a rogues grin, combat looting, and blaming someone else for breaking polymorph. and who can forget the central rule or roguery, real rogues don't feint"

Attacking a Boulderfist ogre named Lard:
"In Nagrand, food hunts Ogre"