World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

In stonard, in the swamp of sorrows, a BE in the main building says to her succubous:
" stop slapping yourslef already, nobody cares!"

The conversation in the Badlands by the 2 undead females: 'Have you heard about the new plague yet? It's to die for!' 'Yes, and it has less calories then the old plague!'

Admiral Odesyus says: Hey, Cookie! What's for dinner tonight? And don't say chicken!
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: Yarr, Admiral. Let me think about it... Arrr... It be comin' into focus.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: It looks like it be succulent pork ribs basted with its own delectable juices and a side o' Captain Sander's Secret Sauce - fer dippin'.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: And fer dessert we be havin' cheesecake, flown in fresh from Stormwind on the wings o' angels...
Admiral Odesyus says: Wow! Really?
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: No. Not really...
<<"Cookie" shoots a chicken>>
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: It be chicken...
Admiral Odesyus says: I hate you so much, Cookie.

There's a grey mace called [The Stoppable Force].

The Ogre brewers during Brefest near IF:

"Whoah! You want to buy from us? Really?"

From quest text that gives a guy in the outhouse in Searing Gorge:

"And.. uhh.. bring me some silk cloth. For... for nothing."

In the alliance Ony chain when you turn in a quest to Blovar, and he tells you to speak to Katrina Prestor, who is standing right near him. When you talk to her, she's like (paraphrase), "I was standing right here next to Bolvar, you idiot, I know what's up."

Line from the uldaman quest:
"Your planet has been scheduled for revisitation."

LHC dude is priceless - "I should have taken the translucent pill."

There's an auctioneer in Booty Bay called O'Reely, and another in UC called Yarly.

"O rly? ..Ya rly!"

gettit?