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World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

If you pay attention to NPC names or chats you will find quite a few of them are funny!

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Posted by Famlad

"Go for the one in the dress!"

"No, you idiot! Use your Frost Breath!"

Rend is THE greatest encounter ever.
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Posted by Nemon

Outlands quest - "Voidwalkers Gone Wild"
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Posted by Elamnel

"I've been expecting you...Sorry, old habit"
From some tauren guy at Light's Hope Chapel
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Posted by Remat

In Shat, there's an NPC with the following name:

Haris Pilton
[Socialite]
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Posted by Resian

The book in the Draenei start area.
Something along the lines of "Transdimensional Hypership Repair For Dummies".
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Posted by Eomnialeth

a guide how to talk with spirits:
OOOOooooOOOooooOOoooOO
ooOOOOoooOOooOOOOoOOOo
OOoooOOOoooOOOOOOooOOO
... and so on
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Posted by Lyenan

"Me not that kind of orc."
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Posted by Lerarn

From the lock infernal quest, the dudes imp jsut says one line after Nibby summons the gaint chicken: "Nibby, your an idiot."
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Posted by Thimmal

Title of the quest that you get in IF:
"Ineptitude + Chemicals = Fun"
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Posted by Raxidos

when you free a child in terokkar forest

"Woot!"
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