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New lvl 1 Dwarf comes up to me with nothing but a loin cloth on:
Dwarf: "Hey, can I follow you around?"
I was still new too. Lvl 7, I think.
Me: "Dude, you're naked"
Dwarf: "Huh, I am not. Oh wait, yes I am."
Me: "Why?"
Dwarf: "Darn Humans!! I got drunk with a couple of those guys last night, and I woke up under a tree, naked. Last time I drink with Humans! That Dwarf ale is something wicked! I don't remember a thing. Maybe that's a good thing. "
This guy kept following me around saying stupid, sometimes funny, things.
Like, "I use to hang around with another Warlock. He got tired of me for some reason though. Hey.....wait up!!!!"
Dwarf: "Hey, can I follow you around?"
I was still new too. Lvl 7, I think.
Me: "Dude, you're naked"
Dwarf: "Huh, I am not. Oh wait, yes I am."
Me: "Why?"
Dwarf: "Darn Humans!! I got drunk with a couple of those guys last night, and I woke up under a tree, naked. Last time I drink with Humans! That Dwarf ale is something wicked! I don't remember a thing. Maybe that's a good thing. "
This guy kept following me around saying stupid, sometimes funny, things.
Like, "I use to hang around with another Warlock. He got tired of me for some reason though. Hey.....wait up!!!!"
