World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

We did Kara one time...and there was a guy Brokenhorn
Raid Chat
Me:c'mon let's rush
All:yeah come one i don't have all night!
Brokenhorn:Can't you be quiet for a moment?I'm watching TV

Just entered the back door of kara.

On vent

Warlock: brb i need to bio while we wait for everyone.

everyone: alright.

while he was gone he body pulled the ghost.

Warlock: WTF happened? why did i die? all i did is go take a piss and i come back dead.

After a wipe in TK and we are running back

Player 1: Guys I think I'm lost.

Player 2: If you see mobs then your in the wrong place.

Player 3: If your by McDonalds then you've gone too far.

ME [on priest]: FFS! TAUNT!
WARRIOR: If I taunt, they'll hurt me more.

In Arathi Basin (BG).
We're losing badly.

<BL> WHY THE FK SO MANY GARDING LUMBERMILL

<Random player> Because we love lumberjacks <3

My character, Scarlet, gets whispered all the time for boosts in Scarlet monastary, or asked why a lvl 70 is in there (/who Scarlet)

the best being
<player> Hey can you boost men in SM Cath?
<me> Sorry I only boost women
<player> Damn I am man!

the lols were heard all over the server.

In an AV match,

Player 1: start getting up

Player 2: too late
Player 2: they recalled
Player 2: DB lost

Player 3: SHUT UP AND HELP

Player 2: I just died upthere u MORON

Player 3: so? get back and die again

Final Boss in Kara Prince everyone is tired and exhausted.
<Tank> Hunter pull
<Hunter> Um ok
*Hunter runs up to prince and auto-shots*
<Tank> Wtf r u doing?
<Healer> Now i know why they are called huntards
<Tank> /sigh

Q:What do u call a pally in Starwars?

A:Hearthvader

In some random AV battleground a few weeks ago....

(Random Alliance Player): Yells: BRB CAT ON FIRE!