World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

Hay, im a belf lock and i got this.

You have been removed from the party.
W to partyleader: eh?
W to me: You not fucking healing!!!!
W to partyleader: -.- im a lock
You are been ignored.

the timer ticked and on the last few seconds i get a reinvite... But i already got hearthed to Org >.<
W to me: Sorry i thought locks could heal

I was playing on my Paladin, and I was Prot spec. I see the message "LF1M Tank zf", so I ask to join, and I get invited by the group leader, a Rogue.

Me: Hey guys!
Rogue: Hey!
Priest: i'm the healer!
Me: Ok, good to know :P
Priest: lol why we need another healer?
Rogue: We don't. What'dya mean?
Priest: kick the pala, we dont need another healer
Me: That's alright, I'm Prot spec, I'm tanking
Priest: lol wut?
Rogue: Yeah, he's tanking
Priest: lol
Priest has left the party.

W from Priest: lol naab prot is for noobs
W to Priest: Actually, Paladins make perfectly fine tanks... I mean, it could use some imporvement, but for an instance such as ZF, it's totally fine.
W from Priest: ****ing n00b
W to Priest: Now that was a bit unnecessary, don't you think?
Priest is ignoring you

[player1] yells: Knock knock!
Black Guard Sentry yells: Who dares disturb our master?

player1: Player3! Stop smoking! :)
player2: it will kill you
player1: And corpsecamp

from bg:
"STOP FISHING FFS"

from bg:
"No team work at all you guys should not be named alliance but lemming union!!!"

warrior: "I have half my keyboard bound to taunt and the other half bound to sunder.
I just smash my face on my keyboard and mobs aggro to me."

"Tankadin LFG!"

A few minutes later...

"Can you tank!?!"

Hunter: "lol i'm out of food/arrow/bullets some1 plz give me sum?"

Mage : "Here comes the wheel of portals, hope you dont get the silvermoon one. "