World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

On ventrilo during a hyjal raid.

<Female Player> Oh great my boyfriend just came back with his friends, i'm in my pyjamas, my hairs a mess and i'm wearing no make up.

<Male Player> (In a serious tone) I hate it when that happens.

*loads of laughing*

At twins:

Raid leader: "why in the ¤#"# did the tank die?"
Priest: "his health points reached zero...."

At Onyxia.
RL: Odd groups to the left, even groups to the right?
Person 1: What are the odd groups
Person 2: 1 2 3 5 7
Person 3: Err..2 isn't and odd number. Those were the prime numbers
Person 2: OK, prime numbers to left :P

First run ever to MC, killing Luci.

[Randomhealer]: Maintank, you are too far away.
[Maintank]: Get closer then, ffs!

One day on Arch the main tank dies and arch starts spamming finger of death. First he target s a rogue. A vent conversation follows.

<Raid Leader> What happened there guys?

<Rogue> Arch fingered my ass*in background you hear his mother shout "WHAT?!"

many laughs followed.

Manages to save us from a wipe in Heroic SV by using multi trapping and kiting:

Paladin: What the hell are you doing?
Me: ???
Paladin: Hunters are supposed to suck!

Onyxia. One guy is spamming people with Deviate delights. We readycheck. Just before the pull a voice on Vent goes "Remember guys: Ninjas left, pirates right!"

I was in an Alterac Valley the other night, and was in the starting area. Normally someone types out some sort of strategy for us to lose by, but someone wrote a rather clever strat. Keep in mind this is in the horde BG chat.

Group 1: go AFK
Group 2: Shout Orders
Group 3: Whine & Complain
Group 4, 5, 6: Fight on the road between SH & SP
Group 7: Fight Wolves
Group 8: Capture Cold Tooth Mines!

<Person> OMFG My Girlfriend is having an epileptic fit i've gtg!

<Raid Leader> Ok man hope shes ok.

<Person> Well it's only a mild one i guess I can stay a bit longer.

<Raid Leader> Dude?!?!?!?

After about 5 mins silence waiting to engage some AQ boss for the first time..

RL: "We discussed the tactics in /o... and decided to zerg it"