On a raid in my old guild (can't remember if it was ZG or MC or something similar), our MT dies and people begin to become "frightened" on VT. Our RL then says on VT:
"Don't panic, OT take over... Ok, the OT is dead, go panic.."
Heard on my guild chat said by someone just learning their rogue:
<Guild> Member: Oh look, a lvl 19 rare elite, I bet I can take it! <Guild> Me: Dude, arn't you like, lvl 12? <Guild> Member: Yea, but my rogue rocks. I bet I can do it. Im going in!
2 seconds later
<Guild> Member: Am dead. He dodged my gouge. <Guild> Me: Why didnt you use evasion? <Guild> Member: It was on cool down... <Guild> Me: What about your sprint? <Guild> Member: Also on cool down...
I was in an Alterac Valley the other night, and was in the starting area. Normally someone types out some sort of strategy for us to lose by, but someone wrote a rather clever strat. Keep in mind this is in the horde BG chat.
Group 1: go AFK Group 2: Shout Orders Group 3: Whine & Complain Group 4, 5, 6: Fight on the road between SH & SP Group 7: Fight Wolves Group 8: Capture Cold Tooth Mines!