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Posted by Fiingeng

On a raid in my old guild (can't remember if it was ZG or MC or something similar), our MT dies and people begin to become "frightened" on VT. Our RL then says on VT:

"Don't panic, OT take over...
Ok, the OT is dead, go panic.."
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Posted by HLarnitus

MT forgot his chat open

Archimonde yells: Manach sheek-thrish!
MT: 44a44
Archimonde yells: All creation will be devoured!
MT: 44454445454
Archimonde yells: Manach sheek-thrish!
MT: 4445545545534
Archimonde yells: No, it cannot be! Nooo!
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Posted by Lyamniasol

After a boss fight:
[Raid Warning][RL]: Break 15 mins, repair, make a tea, drink a vodka, etc
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Posted by Lyoman

Heard on my guild chat said by someone just learning their rogue:

<Guild> Member: Oh look, a lvl 19 rare elite, I bet I can take it!
<Guild> Me: Dude, arn't you like, lvl 12?
<Guild> Member: Yea, but my rogue rocks. I bet I can do it. Im going in!

2 seconds later

<Guild> Member: Am dead. He dodged my gouge.
<Guild> Me: Why didnt you use evasion?
<Guild> Member: It was on cool down...
<Guild> Me: What about your sprint?
<Guild> Member: Also on cool down...
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Posted by Lyanna

Raidleader @ Vashj tries:

If you dont know how to DPS and how to watch your agro you are going to fish in Stormwind
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Posted by Ceingang

"OOM dos NOT mean im out of monsters and i want more"
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Posted by Kachinas of Aggramar

I was in an Alterac Valley the other night, and was in the starting area. Normally someone types out some sort of strategy for us to lose by, but someone wrote a rather clever strat. Keep in mind this is in the horde BG chat.

Group 1: go AFK
Group 2: Shout Orders
Group 3: Whine & Complain
Group 4, 5, 6: Fight on the road between SH & SP
Group 7: Fight Wolves
Group 8: Capture Cold Tooth Mines!
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Posted by Alasmord

regen between gargoyle packs in Naxx.
MT starts to charge
"TO HELL with tactics! Let's IMPROVISE!"

best wipe ever
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Posted by Lenosed

this was in a failed attempt to pug Kara

[Priest] says: anyone has water?
[Shaman] says: ask the mages, they will give you
[Priest] says: anyone has mages?
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Posted by Famniasol

Underbog Colossus in Serpentshrine Cavern are fun mobs!
Player1: HAHAHAHA!! IM ALIVE IM ALIVE
*Player1 dies
Player1: nvm
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