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Posted by Golemgo in [General Chat]

[Hordeshaman-Emeriss]: plz help me def tower point

[Chafaile-Kul Tiras]: you said "plz" because its shorter than "please", i say "no" because its shorter than "yes"
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Posted by Jania in [General Chat]

(Maclure Vineyards is under attack!)
Player 1: kill billy
Player 2: You can't kill children.
Player 3: What? why can't you touch children?
Player 3: *facepalm* Wait...
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Posted by Ramo in [Raids and Parties]

On ventrilo during a hyjal raid.

<Female Player> Oh great my boyfriend just came back with his friends, i'm in my pyjamas, my hairs a mess and i'm wearing no make up.

<Male Player> (In a serious tone) I hate it when that happens.

*loads of laughing*
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Posted by Nosnaner in [General Chat]

"There is no real life, there’s only afk!"
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Posted by Riingern in [General Chat]

Friend of mine (a druid): Why dont you create a druid? They rock
Me: I have a female NE druid
Friend: What lvl?
Me: 8 Im too lazy to play with her...
Me: I wish she would play with herself
Friend: erm....
Me: Oh that sounded out so wrong
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Posted by Camerd in [Raids and Parties]

during a raid

Warlock: wanking for a bit now... too much aggro
Warlock: f**k
Warlock: wanding*
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Posted by Ramingan in [General Chat]

"in whisper" :


Me: hey man hows it going?
Friend: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwdsssssssssssdwe6582923wwwwwwwwwwww
Me: that looked painful
Friend: yeah ... it was
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Posted by Marmex in [Raids and Parties]

<friend1> Hey could you help run my alt?
<friend2> Yeah! I need a run as well if you don't mind.
(talking about primal life)
<me> sure no problem! just let me farm a life first
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Posted by Rasmiam in [Raids and Parties]

We're at the Twin Emperors. One of my warlock friends stands ready at Emperor Vek'lor to pull him down into position. So our maintank runs up to Vek'Nilash and aggros him, but nothing happens on the other side. Vek'lor ignores our warlock and starts randomly shooting shadowbolts around himself. Shortly afterwards I recieve a message from my warlock friend:

"Well yeah I thought of tha11114444422wwwwaaaaaas333333444444444"
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Posted by Lyoman in [Raids and Parties]

Heard on my guild chat said by someone just learning their rogue:

<Guild> Member: Oh look, a lvl 19 rare elite, I bet I can take it!
<Guild> Me: Dude, arn't you like, lvl 12?
<Guild> Member: Yea, but my rogue rocks. I bet I can do it. Im going in!

2 seconds later

<Guild> Member: Am dead. He dodged my gouge.
<Guild> Me: Why didnt you use evasion?
<Guild> Member: It was on cool down...
<Guild> Me: What about your sprint?
<Guild> Member: Also on cool down...
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