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We're at the Twin Emperors. One of my warlock friends stands ready at Emperor Vek'lor to pull him down into position. So our maintank runs up to Vek'Nilash and aggros him, but nothing happens on the other side. Vek'lor ignores our warlock and starts randomly shooting shadowbolts around himself. Shortly afterwards I recieve a message from my warlock friend:

"Well yeah I thought of tha11114444422wwwwaaaaaas333333444444444"

MT forgot his chat open

Archimonde yells: Manach sheek-thrish!
MT: 44a44
Archimonde yells: All creation will be devoured!
MT: 44454445454
Archimonde yells: Manach sheek-thrish!
MT: 4445545545534
Archimonde yells: No, it cannot be! Nooo!

[Raid] [Bozeto]: Dont worry guys, i can keep Dagek up on my own.
***TANK DAGEK HAS DIED***

Guildie1(Has a VERY Deep voice): (*Explaining a fight over vent)
Guildie2: Hold on one sec, i needa disconnect my subwoofer

"Pfff, if you don't start playing well now. There'll be no guild in the morning!"

[player 1]: What can a Warlock hold in his left hand?
[Total silence 30 seconds]
[player 2]: hmmm..
[player 3]: I can't, it's just too easy...

After few weeks if wiping on Twins our MT get really pssed and write a ticket to GM: Why are all healers in my guild so retarded...
Replay from GM : Working as intended.

From <random dude> Hi mate, would you like to earn a quick coin by ripping my body apart into small particles and reassemblining it in the sanctuary of Shatt?
To <random dude> Rofl, well that's the best "can I have a portal to shatt" I've ever heard

"in whisper" :


Me: hey man hows it going?
Friend: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwdsssssssssssdwe6582923wwwwwwwwwwww
Me: that looked painful
Friend: yeah ... it was

[Random guy in AV]
wwwwwwwwwww www3123
[Random guy has died]