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A one-man guild called "Food and drink vendor". Which must have confused an awful lot of people :-) (it certainly confused me for a while)

(Maclure Vineyards is under attack!)
Player 1: kill billy
Player 2: You can't kill children.
Player 3: What? why can't you touch children?
Player 3: *facepalm* Wait...

<noobb> can you boost me?
<me> if you send me naked pic of your mum.
<noobb> ok but dont send them to other players

*Skeel has gone offline.
*You feel normal.

Raid member: How long does Gruul's Lair take?

Raid leader: 10 beers.

in alterac valley

/e inborzz has reported you "Away From Keyboard" if your not "Away From Keyboard" type /afk help to get off the afk list

[bg][player1]: lol:P
[player2] whispers: why did you report me ?
to [player2]: ohh.. sorry thought you were afk, type /afk help to get off the afk list
[player2] whispers: oke thanks
[player2] whispers: what did i type again?
to [player2]:/afk help

you have left the raid group

We were in MC. At the bridge after Gheddon, our hunter went to pull and backed up too far. Right off the bridge.

He woke up Golemagg. I did have the volume turned up, so I heard the "ROAR" and watched doom approach. Golemagg dragged just about everything from the second half of MC with him.

Best part: The Hunter is the only one who lived.

Ok, so we were doing a late night karazhan.

Just as we were clearing the two first Skeletal Ushers on our way to the Opera event our retri paladin suddently, after 3-4 minutes of silence breaks out :

Paladin: Shit, brb guyz sorry lol, need some soap.

Quickly followed by a storm of tired people laughing. We never knew why he needed that soap.

*after a particularly lengthy and wierd discussion about how Night Elves mate.*

Guildie1: Look would you guys just shut up
Guildie2: man calm down a little, we were just talkin
Guildie1: well whatever Im going afk for a sex
Guildie1: SEC*
Guildie1: DAMMIT!

After a major whipe

MT: Im back, what did I miss?