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Heard on my guild chat said by someone just learning their rogue:

<Guild> Member: Oh look, a lvl 19 rare elite, I bet I can take it!
<Guild> Me: Dude, arn't you like, lvl 12?
<Guild> Member: Yea, but my rogue rocks. I bet I can do it. Im going in!

2 seconds later

<Guild> Member: Am dead. He dodged my gouge.
<Guild> Me: Why didnt you use evasion?
<Guild> Member: It was on cool down...
<Guild> Me: What about your sprint?
<Guild> Member: Also on cool down...

Raidleader @ Vashj tries:

If you dont know how to DPS and how to watch your agro you are going to fish in Stormwind

"OOM dos NOT mean im out of monsters and i want more"

(i was in Cat form in the inn in dalanaar then a noob comes up to me and asked)

"can i ride on your back, i need a lift to darnassass"

I was in an Alterac Valley the other night, and was in the starting area. Normally someone types out some sort of strategy for us to lose by, but someone wrote a rather clever strat. Keep in mind this is in the horde BG chat.

Group 1: go AFK
Group 2: Shout Orders
Group 3: Whine & Complain
Group 4, 5, 6: Fight on the road between SH & SP
Group 7: Fight Wolves
Group 8: Capture Cold Tooth Mines!

regen between gargoyle packs in Naxx.
MT starts to charge
"TO HELL with tactics! Let's IMPROVISE!"

best wipe ever

this was in a failed attempt to pug Kara

[Priest] says: anyone has water?
[Shaman] says: ask the mages, they will give you
[Priest] says: anyone has mages?

Underbog Colossus in Serpentshrine Cavern are fun mobs!
Player1: HAHAHAHA!! IM ALIVE IM ALIVE
*Player1 dies
Player1: nvm

Went to Duskwood to get the Kara quest. I've only been to Deadwind Pass once, so I asked in General Chat if someone knew the quick way. Some low level noob says, "By walking". Of course I reply, "I have my Swift Sabre. I don't have to walk like you."

About a minute later he responds, "At least I know where it is."

After few weeks if wiping on Twins our MT get really pssed and write a ticket to GM: Why are all healers in my guild so retarded...
Replay from GM : Working as intended.