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Me and my friend were doing the "DOn't Stop now..." quest on the new isle. We had been killing Myrmidons for a very long time, and I still didn't have any keys.

Me - "Hey! I know what is wrong!"
Friend - "Really?"
Me - "Yeah, mind sharing the quest?"

*very loud cracking sound on vent*
*silence*
"Oh @#@@ my chair just broke, brb gotta get a new chair"
*insane laughs on vent*

The question is how you manage to hold your push to talk key while your chair breaks when you are sitting on it, but this guy managed.

[Raid Leader]Finally, after 2 hours of trying to get this damn MC raid together, lets do this.
[SERVER] Shutdown in 15:00 minutes.

this was in a failed attempt to pug Kara

[Priest] says: anyone has water?
[Shaman] says: ask the mages, they will give you
[Priest] says: anyone has mages?

[Warrior] STOP NINJA'ING ALL THE SOUL SHARDS!!!!!!
[Me] Wtf?
[Warrior] DO IT AGAIN AND YOU ARE OUT!!

*continues*

[You create soul shard]
You have been kicked from the group.
[Warrior] A$$HAT!

Teaching a new Warrior how to tank Venoxis:

Me: 'See, now just keep walking around the fire like that and you'll do fine.'
Tank: 'OK sounds easy enough.'
Me: 'Oh and mind the gap.'
Tank: 'Gap?'
*Tank promptly falls off the cliff - TS turns into white noise*

We were getting loads of ready checks per pull, about 10 or so in my previous guild. We was all getting tired, and a few of us losing focus, then suddenly we hear yelling.

"Taste the flames of Sulfuron!"

Wipe...

RL: "Who the %^$£ was that?!"
Fellow Mage: "Uh... sorry, my bad. Thought it was the final ready check!"

Warlock in a PUG with my Hunter-

Warlock-"Hunters are so OP seriously. You just need to press a 1 button macro to be WIN, warlocks are more complex then people think"

Me-"Dude you aggro'd the mob"

Warlock- "11111111111111111"

Warlock- "Damnit"

Warlock D/C's

Me- "I guess he thought he was playing his hunter."

Player1: where can I find plainstriders?
Player2: around the crossroads
player3: omg you are lvl 10 thats way too low for the barrens
player1: oh?
player3: yeah you gotta be lvl 12 you cant do anything right now
player1: I just killed a plainstrider
player3: yeah right
player1: dude you are standing next to me
player3: stfu n00b

On a raid in my old guild (can't remember if it was ZG or MC or something similar), our MT dies and people begin to become "frightened" on VT. Our RL then says on VT:

"Don't panic, OT take over...
Ok, the OT is dead, go panic.."