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"Its only acceptable to tab out to watch porn"

Me: Stealth inside with cat form
Him: Can't
Me: Why not??
Him: I don't have cat form
Me: Why not????
Him: I'm Resto

Dead Mines run (Not Stormreaver)

Teaching a new Warrior how to tank Venoxis:

Me: 'See, now just keep walking around the fire like that and you'll do fine.'
Tank: 'OK sounds easy enough.'
Me: 'Oh and mind the gap.'
Tank: 'Gap?'
*Tank promptly falls off the cliff - TS turns into white noise*

Raidleader @ Vashj tries:

If you dont know how to DPS and how to watch your agro you are going to fish in Stormwind

[Player1] Whispers: Mate plz come heal in the ring of blood i beg u
[me]: W00t lol?
[me]: are you really sure about that?
[Player1] Yes come on i really need a pro healer
[me]: Well then ask someone who aint a Rogue

[Warlock#1]: my void is going to tank a dog, Warlock#2 can you chain fear another dog?

[Warlock#2]: I dont have that yet.

[Warlock#1]: fear?

[Warlock#2]: chainfear

This took place immediatley after a Hydross wipe when we were learning him. A new pally tank to the guild asked this.

"Hey, whats this 10% durability loss, is that because I died?"

"Wow, only 6 trash mobs until Nefarian.. well 8 if you count Ebonroc and Flamegore"

Mathilde: "Have anybody seen "Ironman"?

Edwind: "Is that a new boss?"

I was doing a 5 man with a PUG group and i was asked to get my pet to OT. I had bad experiences doing this so I asked the healer to put some heals on him . It was normal ramparts and the healer and me were 70. He said alright and we did the next pull and my pet got no heals, and died. SO I was like wtf, and he said oh I didn't see his health bar, I'll heal him this time. Same thing happens again, and I see that he's doing it on purpose....
So I'm like i'll fix him. I put misdirection on him and multi shot a group of creeps and the healer died. After he died I said oh I thought you were the tank.
Well he got the message and started putting some heals onto my pet